The flying squirrel flies, glides, whatever.

Super Smooth Superman (The Flying Squirrel)

Opening an article is always weird. Or is it a blog post? I know there’s a difference between an article and a blog post; I’m just not entirely sure what it is. Something about “voice” and “research” and other nonsense. I mean I do do (hehe, doodoo) research on the animals I write about, but…

This harpy eagle is mad at you

Giant Flying Death Machine (The Harpy Eagle)

Balls balls balls balls balls. Penis balls, balls, more penis. Throw in a vagina, balls, please follow my blog on Twitter. This article is about the harpy eagle, and we all know how I feel about birds. I think they’re boring. Sure they can fly and stuff, but what do they really do? Flap their…

Baby cheetahs do that cute thing

4 Things To Do With A Baby Cheetah

Baby cheetahs are pretty much the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen. Look at them. They’re furry, they’re probably cuddly (you’ll never know til you try), and they’re basically miniature versions of big cheetahs, which is instant awesome cuteness points. Cheetahs are the fastest animal on four legs, and without doing any research, I’ll go…

The Mata Mata turtle stalks the water floor

River Assassin (The Mata Mata Turtle)

Hey, wait, hold up. Before we get into this, do me a favor, and follow this blog on the Twitter. I’m trying to increase its reach and you can help me do that, because you’re a good person. Alright, let’s do it. Check out this crazy dope turtle, bro! That’s what I would say if…