The flying squirrel flies, glides, whatever.

Super Smooth Superman (The Flying Squirrel)

Opening an article is always weird. Or is it a blog post? I know there’s a difference between an article and a blog post; I’m just not entirely sure what it is. Something about “voice” and “research” and other nonsense. I mean I do do (hehe, doodoo) research on the animals I write about, but…

This harpy eagle is mad at you

Giant Flying Death Machine (The Harpy Eagle)

Balls balls balls balls balls. Penis balls, balls, more penis. Throw in a vagina, balls, please follow my blog on Twitter. This article is about the harpy eagle, and we all know how I feel about birds. I think they’re boring. Sure they can fly and stuff, but what do they really do? Flap their…