It eats bones. Real bones. (The Bearded Vulture)

Guys, I did it. I found another one. I found another bird that isn’t stupid. Do you understand how excited I am? There’s a bird I respect. RESPECT. Like, the Muhammad Ali of birds. In that I respect him. I’ve never thought about Ali before in my life, but when I was like “I need…

the maned wolf and its sexy legs

Weed Piss, Sexy Legs, and No Mane (The Maned Wolf)

The maned wolf is the only species in the genus Chrysocyon (meaning “Golden Dog”) and I stole that line directly from Wikipedia, as well as this next one.  It is locally known as aguará guazú (meaning “large fox” in the Guarani language), or “kalak” by the Toba, lobo de crin, lobo de los esteros or…

The flying squirrel flies, glides, whatever.

Super Smooth Superman (The Flying Squirrel)

Opening an article is always weird. Or is it a blog post? I know there’s a difference between an article and a blog post; I’m just not entirely sure what it is. Something about “voice” and “research” and other nonsense. I mean I do do (hehe, doodoo) research on the animals I write about, but…