It eats bones. Real bones. (The Bearded Vulture)

Guys, I did it. I found another one. I found another bird that isn’t stupid. Do you understand how excited I am? There’s a bird I respect. RESPECT. Like, the Muhammad Ali of birds. In that I respect him. I’ve never thought about Ali before in my life, but when I was like “I need…

This harpy eagle is mad at you

Giant Flying Death Machine (The Harpy Eagle)

Balls balls balls balls balls. Penis balls, balls, more penis. Throw in a vagina, balls, please follow my blog on Twitter. This article is about the harpy eagle, and we all know how I feel about birds. I think they’re boring. Sure they can fly and stuff, but what do they really do? Flap their…

The Anhinga

It Murders Stuff With Its Face (The Anhinga)

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s—oh it’s just a bird. I speak of the anhinga, a green kind of bird with a super pointy beak. It’s also called the snakebird (cue “oooh” noises), which sounds like a nickname you give to a fighter pilot whose biceps just won’t quit. It’s also also called…

A bald eagle spreads it's wings.

You should be watching this

I found an awesome thing! It’s a webcam watching two bald eagles raise their chicks. Know what’s totally rad? Bald eagles. Know what’s even radder? Watching bald eagles do stuff. This blog post over at My Eco-Friendly Life (another fine WordPress blog) tipped me off to an awesome project run by Southwest Florida Eagle Cam Foundation in Fort…